Check Out Satirical Eugene Weekly Newsarticle by Bob Keefer

Facebook Buys Eugene School District

‘It’s time to make education pay for itself,’ Zuckerberg says

https://eugeneweekly.com/2018/03/29/facebook-buys-eugene-school-district/

.... Schools will be rebranded as “advanced data centers,” he said, reflecting their more-functional status in the global economy.

Zuckerberg canceled previously announced plans to buy the University of Oregon after discovering the institution is already privately owned....